Corny old jokes ...that made me laugh ( :

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover
?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad
Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The
Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Wedding pics!

more to come soon! :)

Redneck Couple

Annie Ali get your gun

Tradgedy

I know it happens many times over that people make thoughtless silly mistakes in life that can and have ended in tradgedy , but somehow I got so upset when I heard this Sherrif Bob Bratton take on such a mean attitude when discussing the loss of life because of the fishermen not heeding warnings and advice issued to them beforehand , the first words he uttered were about money, yes he did say he was sorry about the deaths ,he just didn't sound it ,I am sure the families of the poor guys who lost their lives feel so bad without having to hear one mans unfeeling comments about their loved ones acting so irresponsible being broadcast like that , there is a time and place for everything to be said and in my opinion he should have shut his mouth in this instance .
My heart goes out to all the families involved with the loss , we all make mistakes and unfortunately those fishermen made one that cost them thier lives.

Countdown

Just to update everyone,
Chester and I are going to have the first of our two planned wedding ceremonies, the first one being a very romantic private service with only two witnesses attending , we have to have this service to oblige the immigration visa rules , but still we want it to be very special and it will be of course , saying I do to the man I have loved and adored since we met on Christian Mingle Singles site 3 years back , who would have thought 2 people could fall in love without ever meeting face to face .....We did and its felt so perfect since day one.
The second ceremony we plan to hold around end of May or beginning of June , its not easy as we really would love to give the chance everyone including my relatives and friends to attend, not an easy task being across the other end of the Ocean ,but hopefully things will work out , having kids studying in different places and doing different things is one of the things to consider , and its a big expense nowdays to fly across the sky, oh to win the lottery and pay everyones tickets !
It really is feeling very exciting to me now , I feel like a young teenager again , I am so in love and so ready to become Mrs Weikel ( :
this Valentines day is going to be Very Special and I cant wait.
As soon as we have the second date confirmed we will inform everyone so be ready and watch this spot.....

luv ya my Cowboy

Lunatic in the snow ( :

Transcending: Words on Women and Strength by Kelly Corrigan

Dedicated to all my friends