You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their
kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel
theft is happening with other body parts as well!
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I
went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just
that quick.
The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs
were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to
living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took
pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with
earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I
was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms
swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really
getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a Time. What
could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck ,I decided to tell my story , women of the world wake up andsmell the coffee !
Those "plastic" surgeons are using REAL
replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know
has something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every
night.
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was
lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
5 comments:
I meant to comment the other day when I first saw this, but it reminded me of my mom and the sort of emails she'd send out, just like this one.
"Gettin' old ain't for sissies!" she'd warn me.
LOL...she was right then, well it did make me laugh ...and cry as the sad thing is it is so true , well most of it ....the boobs are not quite that bad yet !!! lol
You would've liked my momma, Allison. All the people in my Group liked her and she liked them.
She's been gone three years now, but I remember the day of her funeral; I got home and found a sympathy card from Chester in the mail, one of the few I received.
It was such a nice gesture, but the card was special to him and I've kept it...and I DON'T keep that sort of thing, not usually.
Momma had such a good sense of humor; like I said, she'd have liked this one.
Wished I had met her even if it was only on line, I sense you were very close with each other, well I think you must have got your sense of humor from her as you sure make me laugh a lot ....oh Chester is is such a very caring thoughtful man and I know he values your friendship ,yes he is one in a million and Im so blessed to have him in my life,
Wished I had met her even if it was only on line, I sense you were very close with each other, well I think you must have got your sense of humor from her as you sure make me laugh a lot ....oh Chester is is such a very caring thoughtful man and I know he values your friendship ,yes he is one in a million and Im so blessed to have him in my life,
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